And this is my web, a somewhat complete set of sometimes random and sometimes organized writings, pictures, and videos from various parts of my brain (usually the right side) as I travel through various parts of the universe at lightening speed (but sometimes slightly faster and occasionally quite a bit slower) on my way to wherever I am going from wherever I was in sometimes predictable and sometimes unpredictable patterns that nobody in their right mind (or left one, for that matter) would dare to follow unless they were simply reading it to fall asleep or fill up large gaps of time that would otherwise not be accounted for. 

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