Sorry! All is lost!
What is responsible for this giant fissure in my blog? Perhaps a massive server failure due to some sort of cosmic event where the gods thought it proper to erase the records of my life so as to never truly know the true nature of life itself? Giant sunspots that rained down on the surface of the plant we call home erasing all digital records of human existance up to this point in time? I guess we'll never truly know, will we?